Mall Stream Gurgle

Excerpt from the novelization of the latest movie in the Chronicles of Narnia series, Voyage of the Dawn Treader:

"And then the Dawn Treader flew into space and renamed itself the Enterprise. Caspian was so shocked at the number of stars that he went bald, and Eustace lost his emotion after becoming a dragon but maintained pointed ears as a sign of his transformation."

It happened.

Illustrations to accompany the story of Dave the Dinosaur. All art was done by a disgruntled box jellyfish.