Saturday, June 26, 2010

Fwd:

Date: Sat, 26 Jun 2010 04:07:32 - 0800
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This story brought tears to my ears, and I thought you would love it, too. All of this is completely true!

A tribe of eskimos was hunting when they came upon a baby harp seal trapped under the fin of a beached whale. Though they were starving, they all worked together to push the whale back into the sea and allowed it to swim away. As they watched it leave, a meteor fell from the sky toward the little seal. An eskimo girl pushed the seal out of the way and was crushed beneath it, dying an instant but horrible death. Then beautiful blue and green lights began to shine in the sky for the first time as her spirit traveled to the heavens. Since that day, year after year the whale brought seaweed for the eskimos and the harp seal brought fish for them to eat; so they never went hungry again.

In summary, be careful to avoid all forms of footwear lest you share the same fate as my eskimo cousin whose moccasins devoured him as he was putting them on.

PASS THIS HEARTWARMING STORY ON OR YOU WILL SUFFER. THE SPIRIT OF THE ESKIMO GIRL WILL FREEZE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY TO DEATH IN THREE DAYS IF YOU HAVE NOT FORWARDED THIS MESSAGE TO AT LEAST 10 BILLION PEOPLE BY THEN.

Monday, June 14, 2010

All fish say "Moo."


The body was discovered at 7:23 this morning in the elevator of a local hotel. Murder weapon is believed to be the paper clip found nearby due to its proximity to the body and the residue on its surface, though this has not yet been confirmed. Investigators are currently questioning the victim's family, but no suspects have been declared.

Friday, June 11, 2010

A world without bendy straws


I still have yet to do this with an original character.